You: I should probably use a fun font for my query, maybe comic sans, or ooh, I know! I’ll make it red. AND BLUE! And I better put it in 48pt too because 12pt is just so regular. Kids’ books are FUN!
Me, opening your query: UGH. NOOOO. WHYYYYY?
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I had to screen resumes at one job, and will never forget the letter and resume printed on Astrobright Yellow paper with all the Wingdings available on the Mac used as top and bottom borders. Can’t remember the applicant, but I remember the documents!
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